rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(via ov3rc0me)

surf4ces:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(via unf0rtunate-s0uls)

foyd:

fave

broadway-aradia:

when you’re finally having a conversation with someone but then you send them a message and they don’t respond and you’re just like i blew it

(via tiredofnostalgia)

whores:

if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

(via r0ck3ttt)

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

(via keepmeclosetonight)

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

perfectrainbow:

imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be

(via ckings)

r-amp:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

(Source: luxerae, via ckings)